You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
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The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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