i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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