Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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