it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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