College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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