hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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