Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
dude. I can hear the air.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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