David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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