You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
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I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
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I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize