I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Let's paint friendship bongs
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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