i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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