Whoa Z and x make the same sound
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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