i just google imaged poop.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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