our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
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How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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