okay pat passed out under dana's car
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Randomize
