We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
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Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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