Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
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Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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