My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
He had one of those small greek statue penises
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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