Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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