So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
No subtext here. People are naked.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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