Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
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he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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