So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
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I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
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I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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