i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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