Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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