love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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