PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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