dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
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The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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