office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Randomize
