Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
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