I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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