i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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