have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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