AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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