The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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