I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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