Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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