i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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