And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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