well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
But theres a keg here and me gusta
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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