I feel great
I just peed on a car
I skipped work to stalk him.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
The power of my boobs compel you
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