tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
please don't ironically join a cult
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