is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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