Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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