Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
My vagina just clenched in fear
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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