i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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