So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
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I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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