oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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