when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
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I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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