He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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