I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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