Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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