okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
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So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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