I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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