she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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