i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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