Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
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Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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