dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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